English sms

by Awais Aslam | 10:44 AM in | comments (0)

"The sweetest way to propose"
Excuse me .... Do you have a Bandage?...
Actually i need it coz i hurt my knees when i fell in love with u

English funny sms quote

by Awais Aslam | 12:25 PM in | comments (0)

19 sardar went for a film together...someone asked them :why they came in such a big group of 19???they replied;"the film was only for above 18..."

english funny jokes

by Awais Aslam | 3:36 AM in | comments (0)

Maintain silence for 2 minute in memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night....
after drinking ur blood they had a heavy diabetes...
because you r so sweet..........