urdu funny sms

by Awais Aslam | 5:09 AM in | comments (0)

woh mujhse mere pyar ka hisaab chahti hai "Faraz"

jis ki khud matric main hisaab ki supplie thi.....

Urdu funny sms

by Awais Aslam | 5:04 AM in | comments (0)

Hamaray sabar ki inteha kya poochtay ho "Faraz"

wo Hum se "easy load" karwati Rahi Kisi or KAy liye..

Don't love your friend like a flower,
because flower dies after a season,
Love your friend like a river because it flows Forever without any reason....

Urdu sms

by Awais Aslam | 1:24 PM in , | comments (0)

safaid libaas usey bohat pasand tha meray jisam par Faraz.
Aaj main kafan main lipta hua hoon to phir woh roti kyun hai.,,.....

Urdu funny poetry

by Awais Aslam | 1:11 PM in | comments (0)

jahaaz kay ticket kay liye paisey nahin to kya hua Faraz ;
Aaja main hawaaon mei bitha kay lay chalun , tu hi to meri dost hai:

Urdu funny sms

by Awais Aslam | 12:55 PM in | comments (0)

Boy : Agar mai margaya to kia tum dusri shadi krogi ?
Girl : Nahi mai apni behan kay saath rehlungi..
Girl : Aur agar mai mar gai to ?
Boy Mai bhi tumhari behan kay saath rehlunga.....

Romantic poetry

by Awais Aslam | 11:03 AM in , | comments (0)

Dukh dene wale se muhabbat karo lekin kisi muhabbat karnay wale ko dukh mat do, yun kay sari dunya kay liye tum koi 1 ho lekin kisi aik kay liye tum sari dunya ho

Urdu sms

by Awais Aslam | 10:47 AM in | comments (0)

App ney mujhay dekha ,, phir aap mere peechay aye,,
Aatey gayey
Aatey gayey
Aatey gayey
Aatey gayey
phir
phir
phir
phir phir kia?
phir 1 rupiya dena hi para.......

English sms

by Awais Aslam | 10:44 AM in | comments (0)

"The sweetest way to propose"
Excuse me .... Do you have a Bandage?...
Actually i need it coz i hurt my knees when i fell in love with u

Urdu quotes

by Awais Aslam | 12:31 PM in | comments (0)

Mohabbat ko daulat ki nazar say na dekh "faraz"
AHL-E-wafa aksar gareeb howa kartay hain....

English funny sms quote

by Awais Aslam | 12:25 PM in | comments (0)

19 sardar went for a film together...someone asked them :why they came in such a big group of 19???they replied;"the film was only for above 18..."

Urdu love quotes

by Awais Aslam | 12:21 PM in , | comments (0)

A Real Fact:Jinki ki yaad tumhe Khushi kay lamhon main aaye,samjho kay tum unhe piyar kartay ho,,,,,,, Aur jo gham main yaar aaye,jaan lo kay wo tumhein piyar kartay hain.......

english funny jokes

by Awais Aslam | 3:36 AM in | comments (0)

Maintain silence for 2 minute in memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night....
after drinking ur blood they had a heavy diabetes...
because you r so sweet..........

Funnay urdu jokes

by Awais Aslam | 3:34 AM in | comments (0)

ye sarasar jhoot hai kay 80 aur 90 ...,,, 170 hotay hain faraz
kyun kay main nay to suna hai kay akkar bakkar bambay bo 80 , 90 puray 100,....

by Awais Aslam | 3:31 AM in | comments (0)

khushi me gham ki lazat nahi to kuch be nahi..
Zindagi main muhabbat nahi to kuch bhi nahi..
tamam umar ibadat kartay raho laikin...
Allah kay rasul se mohabbat nahi to kuch bhi nahi....

by Awais Aslam | 3:27 AM in | comments (0)

Kabhi kabhi dil chahata hai kay is dunya me jo sub se khubsurat hai usse jan se maar dun ,,,
mgr,,,
kya karun ?
Islam main khud kushi bhi to haram hai.........